Another Email from Muhammad

Muhammad is really mad at those who made cartoons about him. He is finally speaking out about it in another email. Here it is:

Maged,
Thanks for publishing my previous email; I thought of sending another email clarifying my position regarding the publishing of cartoons that defamed me and made fun of my holiness. I am very appalled by the boldness of those who dared to draw me and made some comments about me in their cartoons. Do they know who they mess with? They have no idea about my wrath. Let me give you an example. One day, a 70-years-old woman made fun of me. My blood was boiling and I ordered my men to kill her. I tried to think of the most painful way with which she should be killed. I came up with the following idea: I told them to hold both of her legs and arms. I then asked them to tie the right leg and arm to a camel and the left arm and leg to another camel. I then asked them to force the camels to run in 2 different directions. The woman was cut into two pieces instantly. It was a very fulfilling sight for me. I have no regrets and I never apologized to her family. She had to know better; how dare she curse the best man ever lived? I am so proud of my sons who burnt embassies and boycotted companies, but it is not enough. I want more blood. Setting up a financial rewardto kill the infidels who made fun of me is not enough; they should recruit my sons and daughters and instruct them to bomb themselves as they do in Palestine. The infidels need to heart a strong message. Thanks in advance for publishing my email, but do not forget, I will get you one day.

Yours Sincerly,
Muhammad The Prophet
666 Firehellish street
Sin City, Paradise
Republic of Seventy Two Virgins

Gosh! What a vile and vicious man. He was boasting about his anti-social personality and his dispicable behavior towards that poor woman. I knew his story from Sahih Al Bokhary (Islamic Oral traditions) He is also threatening me. What a sick man!