A Day without a Muslim

I recently watched a movie titled “A Day without a Mexican,” and deeply enjoyed it. The movie asks a simple question: What would America, especially California, do without Mexicans? The answer is simple: it will collapse; its economy will be destroyed; its citizens will starve, and life will really stop. That led me to think of writing a script of my own movie, a movie I shall call “A Day without a Muslim.” Here are some ideas I am having and please add:
On a day without a Muslim:

1. America will be a happy place to live in once again. Americans will stop being paranoid and will stop hating immigrants.
2. America wont be struck again by Islamic terrorists
3. India will flourish and its citizens will enjoy a sense of security they never had since the Muslims started striking this country 50 years ago.
4. The Russians will have a peace of mind and will be guaranteed that their children won’t be killed in their schools as it happened two years ago by Chechnyans in Beslan.
5. Cartoonists and columnists can reclaim their freedom of speech and expression without being threatened by Muslims
6. England won’t be struck again by another Islamic terrorist attack.
7. Spain won’t be struck again by another Islamic terrorist attack
8. The Israelis will finally have a safe home after being threatened for thousands of years mainly by Muslims
9. The Coptic Egyptians will reclaim their raped home country from the Islamic terrorists that invaded it 1400 years ago
10. Iran won’t be a threat to the world’s stability
11. Italy will not be afraid of potential Islamic terrorist attack after participating in the Iraq war
12. Nearly 400 million women will be liberated from the shackles of their Islamic patriarchical societies.
13. Not a single woman in this earth will be forbidden from driving or voting
14. Anyone can change his/her religion without being threatened by execution.
15. Circumcision of women will substantially decrease
16. The number of suicidal bombers will exponentially reduced
17. The French won’t have to endure riots that would destroy thousands of properties and cars.
18. Osama ben Laden and Al Zarqawy will lose their fans and will then attempt to join a new religion.
19. We wont have BEHEADINGS any more and we won’t see victims with jump suits.
20. Bush won’t have a royal family to befriend any more.
21. Wolfowitz will be single again.
22. Oil price will go down since Muslims currently monopolize it.
23. Towels will be used correctly: to dry the body (ok that is a racist statement but have a sense of humor with me)

The United Nations had declared that there are conflicts in 27 regions in the world. Guess what: in 25 out of these 27 regional conflicts, Muslims are involved and are usually the aggressors. Islam is a cancer and it is time to eradicate it. What is the solution? Please do not misunderstand me. I am not advocating the killing of Muslims. I am advocating that they are treated from their disease, Islam. Imagine the word free from Islam the same way it has been freed of Small Pox or Polio